People will often complain to me:
"Every time I decide to turn my life around, something always goes wrong or someone always shows up to get in my way."
And I always ask them: "Really, every single time?"
I mean, you are either a shameless liar or a magician of the highest order.
So which one is it?
In most cases, evidently - it is the former.
But, in all seriousness, if you haven't experienced crippling, self-inflicted misfortune, to the near-point of making you insane...
You know what I mean?
Psychic ability is projected onto external outcomes until it is realized within the wielder.
Just make sure you're not full of it first.