Top facial features in men who make for great fathers: - Large, rounded ears with fully detached lobes - Thin, hooked nose that is slightly rounded in profile - Overbite with an equally thick upper lip - Wide but rounded jaw - Deep-set, puffy eyes & busy, low-leaning glabella A lot of men get triggered by this, at least from my experience. Sorry that your Hollywood dad fantasy doesn't correspond to literal reality. Self-serving, aloof men with intense egos and ambitions rarely make good fathers - they become overly strict and demanding for no reason.