[THIS IS FICTIONAL AND MERELY A MADE-UP CONCEPT FOR ENTERTAINMENT REASONS] THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION. ANY FEDERAL ENTITIES SHOULD DISREGARD ANY CLAIMS MADE BY THE AUTHOR OF THIS TEXT. ### REGARDING THE LAST ENTRY: This “article” will be very poorly put together due to the amount of information I want to include. Please excuse any grammatical errors. So much INFO. Firstly, as soon as you take that first step into this industry, you are putting yourself in harm’s way. It doesn’t matter who you are. The whales in this industry are turning over hundreds of millions every quarter and will not have their business disturbed by some random Westerner who read a couple of Twitter threads online. That being said, if you do have a run-in with the wrong person at the wrong place at the wrong time, try your hardest to befriend them. When you get on their good side, oligarchs (particularly Belarusian ones) are some of the nicest people you will meet. Make sure you can drink copious amounts as well. If you are good with vodka, particularly Five Lakes, your chances of being “adopted” are exponentially greater. Secondly, drop the ego as soon as you cross that border, or it will all end with an OPFOR KAB being dropped on you. Finally, don’t look gay (пидор); you will not be taken seriously. If you have any more questions regarding the Eastern European sector, please feel free to message me. One more point I would like to add is this: go take a look at an Alaska–Russia map and consider how that short border gap can be utilised effectively. That is all I’m going to say. Turkey is, of course, far less dangerous than Ukraine. However, if you do end up travelling to the “Kurdish” region, I would keep an eye out for ISIS and any YBS troops. The YBS are, in general, very friendly people, merely trying to protect their land from fentanyl-ridden ISIS extremists. Fuck ISIS (and yes, they still do exist). The YBS are also some great people to train with if you don’t wish to undergo formal NATO training. However, it can get quite claustrophobic, as you spend most of your time in entrenchments and cave networks hiding from Turkish drones. There is no point in doing business with the YBS, as they have far too many clients for you to have a worthwhile impact on their operations. I believe that the YBS are not on any Western proscription (terrorist) lists, so if you were to train with them, you would be diplomatically safe to do so. Make sure to check your government’s restrictions regarding this matter. Although I do label Turkey as a good place for leakage, wholesale, and logistics in this previous article, please keep in mind that they are shithead KURWAS who run from the slightest bit of conflict. Fat, kebab-loving, greasy retards, especially the drone operators. Fuck them. If ISIS do get ahold of you, you are fucked. Take the easy way out if they look like they had a mother who drank moonshine when she was pregnant. Seriously, the horror stories that come out of Mosul, Damascus, etc. are dreadful. If you are caught by ISIS, you are not going to make it out alive unless the YBS come to assist you. This is why I constantly bring home the point of being a good person to those you are working with, regardless of your true feelings towards them and their morals. One final point regarding the Middle East is to not mention your religion. Many of these people are schizophrenic radicals who can’t bear the idea of working with a kafir. There are lots of covert CIA operations going on as well, so keep an eye out for any other Americans. As always, send any questions you may have about the East. [THIS IS FICTIONAL AND MERELY A MADE-UP CONCEPT FOR ENTERTAINMENT REASONS] ### CONTRACTING FOR PRIVATE COMPANIES: Ok, so I assume you know about Blackwater, war crimes, rebel groups in Africa, Burma, blah blah blah. A basic overview if you do not: Blackwater was a piece of shit PMC that made fuck all money compared to the amount of damage they were doing to Iraq. War crimes are subjective, if you have enough money at your disposal, there is no such thing as a war crime, especially in the East. Regarding the latter statement, Burma and Laos are both incredibly active [REDACTED] zones, yet not very profitable for business. The environment is also dreadful: humid, wet, poor infrastructure and nutcases with rods wherever you go. Africa is a weird one, tons of money to be made via Blood Diamond distribution and sourcing, however a large majority of this industry is being run by the Albanian Mafia. Unless you are Albanian, I would look elsewhere. The congolese are also glue-sniffing nut cases, AVOID. ### STARTING OUT: Now you may be asking: Where should one start if they are interested in Contracting? There are many routes that you can take, however I personally believe that going and getting trained by your national military is the best starting point. It usually starts with basic training for around 40 odd weeks, and then a specialisation in a certain field, e.g. Armour, Medic, Signalmen, Pilot, etc. For contracting, any of these specialisations is fine, but keep in mind that the minimum contract for something like Piloting may be a lot longer than something like being a Medic, due to higher training expenses. Pick one that you are interested in. Now, depending on the country you are in, after your training, you tend to go and do a collaborative operation with another military for 6-9 weeks. As I mentioned before, you can also train with non-proscripted militias like the YBS, although this training is of lower quality, it will give you a massive head start when it comes to getting involved with the private sector. ### CONNECTIONS: Connections are big in this sector, find the right people and you will be given a role whenever you are in need of one. Collect as many contacts from various nations/militaries as you possibly can. Some of the best contacts are Germans, the Dutch and sometimes the Estonians. Koreans are also nice, but they speak fuck all English, so kind of pointless to waste too much energy on them. Leave a good impression and get on their good side. You will see that as these connections begin to transition to the private sector, they will look at you as a suitable candidate for certain jobs. You were a good mortarman during the training exercise? Great, if a company is in need of a Mortar operator, you will more than likely be recommended. You can not just go online and find a role in this sector, you must know people. Simple as. ### ETIQUETTE: Now, before you go into the private sector, you must understand a couple of things. These guys are fucking crazy. Alcoholics, Coke heads, Juicers, Psychopaths, former Criminals, etc. You must adopt the traits of these men or else you will simply be shot by one of them by ‘accident’ or be bullied out of the role. If you aren’t willing to do so, find something else to do. Maybe be a gay accountant (love my accountant) or go back to dropshipping Chinese spyware robot dogs and making fagtoks. The private sector is also far more diverse (skill wise) so there is a lot to learn as a newcomer. The Chechnyans will teach you RPG ranging, the Kurds will teach you about pyrotechnics, etc. I will keep this part brief, as I believe that if you have gotten this far (training- and experience-wise), you can figure it out yourself. If you have any questions, please send them to me. ### DISCLAIMERS: If you get into the wrong crowd within PMCs and the private sector, you are putting your freedom at risk. A lot of contractors start in “lawful” work and then transition, without really realising, into [REDACTED] groups and organisations. After a certain point, your citizenship will be stripped and you will become a stateless individual (a fucking nightmare). This line of work is incredibly bad if you have a young family that you need to take care of. You will become racist, homophobic, xenophobic, rude, short-tempered, and scary to be around. As people like to say, you are the product of the five people you hang around the most. You will witness things you wish you never had, but you are a man and men just have to deal with it. The money is good, the bonuses are incredible, and the bribes astounding. The bragging rights are unmatched; people will look at you and question the things you have seen and done. Modern society is so mundane that working in this industry—even if it’s just for five years or so—will make you an abnormality. Another point: I once mentioned that Saudi Aramco posted a role on a private board saying they needed a QRF (Quick Reaction Force) to monitor Yemen–Saudi pipelines for Al Shabab thieves. They were paying 500K a year to fly around in a fucking helicopter and respond to sensor alerts. That, coupled with the fact that Yemen is a shithole, makes a role like this a perfect starting point for building experience. Some of you guys may stick your nose up at 500K, but that is merely a base. As I said before, “The money is good, the bonuses are incredible, and the bribes astounding.” As always, please be sure to ask any questions you may have about private contracting, no matter how stupid you think they sound. There is so much I could add, but I wouldn’t be able to give that out at this point in time. ### CORPORATE PROTECTION: Now, believe it or not, TNCs run the world—not governments. You really think some cunt like Boris Johnson or Jeety Sunak has any power (to be fair, his father-in-law does run a pretty big company)? No. Not much anyway. Now, if you develop a subconscious habit of manipulation, you are putting yourself in the perfect position for immunity against various international court systems across the world, which—even though you are NOT committing any crimes—ultimately makes your life a lot easier. ### THE OPERATION: Now, the reason I have included this concept in the article is because it ties very closely in with the previous segment. If you are running security/espionage/defence operations for a major TNC, e.g. Aramco, you are ultimately doing their “dirty work” and know all about the market they are operating in. This puts you in a “slight” position of power over them, which you can use to your advantage. Don’t start by asking for money; that is a bad idea, as they will see you as a money-swindling gypsy, and we don’t fuck with gypsies around here. Instead, you should start by conversing with any competitors. I would generally avoid working for any companies that have a $500 billion+ market cap. You will get yourself [REDACTED]. Once you have found a competitor that would be willing to be a HIGH retainer on information supply, do the following: Inform ‘Aramco’ that someone (not yourself) in the company is working with a competitor to supply a monthly flow of information that is critical for Aramco’s edge on the market. Do not attribute this ‘Informer’ to anyone in particular. If asked how you came across this information, use your position as ‘Security Executive’ for reasoning. Ask ‘Aramco’ how much they would be willing to pay in order for the transaction to not go ahead. Negotiate, figure out a deal and find a way in which payment can be processed. This is a very basic concept. In summary, you are using your position of power, as a way of manipulating (not blackmailing) company executives into thinking there is a weak spot which can be easily ‘resolved’ with a relatively small amount of money, e.g. $3 million. Another way you could go around [REDACTED] your employer into sending you money is by building a ‘dirty’ yet legitimate profile of a C-suite executive that works at the company. A famous example of this is the Epstein and Maxwell case that we all know about. Epstein used his personal experiences with powerful individuals (yeah fuck you Hilary) as a way of coercing them into transferring large sums of money. This is another pretty self explanatory form of [REDACTED] [REDACTED]. Use such methods conservatively. Aramco being heavily tied to the Saudi Government also means that you (as a PMC) are very well protected within the country, another example is Shell in Nigeria. Just a concept to keep in mind if you feel that you are in a strong enough position to be doing so. ### UNDERGROUND BANKING: As a final point, I would like to talk about the concept of Underground Banking (Hawala for Muslims and Fei-chen for the Chinese). This idea of ‘passive takeover’ as I like to call it, is very common across the Chinese Government and you as a potential [REDACTED] dealer can learn a lot from the fundamentals behind it. Some examples include: International Students from China gaining citizenship by Naturalisation, whilst living in fully paid foreign accommodation that is built by the CCP. This ultimately leads to a continuous increase in the number of Chinese people in the west, which in the long run will result in [REDACTED]. The same concept is redesigned for resource farming. If you were to contract in Africa, you would most likely end up for a Chinese company. It is very well censored, but the number of Chinese people in Africa is absurd. Africans have been unable to understand the concept of resource gathering, mining, transportation, etc. for decades, and the Chinese used this to their advantage. My favourite example that I have only spoken about once or twice is the Afghan-Chinese diplomatic relationship. Remember that war that the US fought for 20 years, just to accumulate a shitty bit of gold? Well that was entirely pointless because after the withdrawal, China managed to broker a precious-metal deal with the Taliban that was of far more value than the US could have ever managed. The Taliban has published this Investment Scheme multiple times. ### ADVICE: #### Avoid working with the following (THERE ARE ALWAYS EXCEPTIONS): - Albanians/Kosovans (far too flashy, will buy a Mercedes whilst living in a shed and are nearly all on social media like Instagram). - Hungarians/Austrians (scared, always feels like they are going to get FEDERAL with you, biggest informants in Europe). - North Africans (arrogant, poorly put together, can’t even pilot a motorboat properly without crashing it). - French (at this point France = North Africa, arrogant). - Irish (extremely [REDACTED]). - Subsaharans (mentally deficient). - South Americans (extremely [REDACTED]). - North Americans, excluding Alaskans, (Federal). #### Consider working with (THERE ARE ALWAYS EXCEPTIONS): - Chinese (very professional, efficient and calculated, business minded and good at bookkeeping). - Russians (surplus of equipment at a good price, well trained). - Finnish (do not combine Finns and Russians, Finns are incredibly well trained). - Czechians (covert whales of the industry, no further comment). - Germans/Belgians/Dutch (very efficient, good road and rail connections, quick transportation). - The ‘stans (good transit points for Europe-Asia, good morals). - Israelis (yes I know, no I don’t care, good bookkeepers, well trained). ### FURTHER ADVICE: There are many people on twitter, from what i’ve seen, that are heavily influenced by others. Remember that all these chronic twitter posters that try and seem poetic and different, are just faggots. Treat your people properly and life will be so much easier, especially if you transition into this industry. I hope this article and the previous one (if you read it) has opened your eyes and made you realise that there is more to business than Dropshipping and making Fagtoks. It is clear this space needed a little more innovation. ;) Message me any questions you have. Ciao!