You think God has a great sense of humor yes, but the devil doesn't lag much far behind. "You shall inherit great power. Power over blood. You will be able to fly on mistral wings. To feed on others. The flesh of others will sustain you. You will be immortal. When you die, you will simply rise again." And it's just you losing all your appetite for human food and possessing a blood-fly when you sleep during the day to feed on humans for sustenance and fullness. The lord of lies is the lord of flies. And quite the comical genius.