Don't you just love when dark magicians try to alter the divine timeline and physically travel back in time with the intention of altering reality but they inadvertently put their body through a millennia of spontaneous evolution as an unavoidable after-effect of the quantum portal and immediately morph into emotionally hollow grey aliens bound to spend the rest of their existence abducting and experimenting on humans to somehow figure out how to get back to their original form? Yeah, me neither.